ihavetofart:
i want to have sex but i dont want the person to see my body naked and jiggling around
(via ihavetofart)
scareeps:
those booty shorts really bring out your personality
(Source: drarna, via lolsomeone-actually)
circumcising:
“i’m not gay but..” ya you’re gay
(via sometimelow)
sometimelow:
jaseys: hey guys, my best friend stephanie’s birthday is coming up and there is this contest our local radio station is hosting for her to win her favorite band, fall out boy. can you imagine if i could win this for her? she would literally be in tears it’d be the best birthday ever. all you need to do to help me make this dream come true is click the link! that’s all! i’m already in 16th place and need to be in either 1st or 2nd place to win the passes so please help it’d be greatly appreciated. also if you would reblog this i would be so grateful. please reblog this!
jaseys:
hey guys, my best friend stephanie’s birthday is coming up and there is this contest our local radio station is hosting for her to win her favorite band, fall out boy. can you imagine if i could win this for her? she would literally be in tears it’d be the best birthday ever. all you need to do to help me make this dream come true is click the link! that’s all! i’m already in 16th place and need to be in either 1st or 2nd place to win the passes so please help it’d be greatly appreciated. also if you would reblog this i would be so grateful.
please reblog this!
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
gippi-anna:
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again MY FUCKIN LIFE.
mebeingweird:
bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
MY FUCKIN LIFE.
(via samantha-ann-clare)
